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[filetofish]

cause I am bad at timing and sometimes lewd

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Re: SOME TIME AFTER THE TRIAL GAME

[artificialinelegance]

marigold: new phone who dis

[filetofish]

Crow: meet me here in an hour:

[it's a convenient map with an empty warehouse marked]

Crow: you should know why
Crow: if you dont show im camping outside your door but ive been trying to be nice to the rest of your unit so id rather we just have it out and get it over with

[artificialinelegance]

marigold:
marigold: okay wait
marigold: which angry boyfriend are you again? do I know you
marigold: i need to know so I know on a scale of 1-10 how sexually frustrated I should be going into this

[filetofish]

Crow: im the one thats not nice
Crow: we havent talked but im not planning on being friends

[artificialinelegance]

marigold: god youre a nerd
marigold: if you wanna get shanked that bad I guess i'll oblige
marigold: isnt this like, against boyfriend protocol anyway? phoenix is gonna cry when they find your body

[filetofish]

Crow: im aware
Crow: but i also don't plan on losing
Crow: i already took out one of you weirdos anyway

[Weirdos: sensitiv in general, clearly. Even if he thinks Loki's pretty cool.]

[artificialinelegance]

marigold: hey
marigold: fuck you theyre not weirdos you people are weirdos





marigold: wait who the fuck'd you bounce

[filetofish]

Crow: pretty sure i stepped over you to do it so you should know ♥

[artificialinelegance]

marigold: wow I hate you






marigold: also I guess that's a 10 ♥

[filetofish]

Crow: im flattered
Crow: see you soon

[artificialinelegance]

marigold: seeya~

[filetofish]

[an hour later: Crow's hanging out in the warehouse, wearing the clothes he likes least just in case he has to throw them out. He's got his double saber ready to go because of course he does, even though he knows he's only supposed to throw one punch.]

[artificialinelegance]

[ she shows up in some shitty tattered clothes too, totally unarmed I promise ]

Yo.

[filetofish]

[Yes he completely trusts this is safe. Definitely.]

There you are. I'm not gonna beat around the bush here, alright? I've been holding off on bothering you for other peoples' sake, but I'd rather get it over with than sit around waiting to naturally run into the right personality or whatever it is that's going on with you.

I want to hear it from you directly. Are you sorry?

[artificialinelegance]

Is the wolf sorry when he ravishes Little Red Riding Hood?

As someone who's been there a few dozen times before I wanna be. But the vengeful ghost part of me's just sad I got caught before I could give him his own few dozen to suffer through.

[filetofish]

I don't really care if you've been there. Even if you were the saddest, most mistreated person in the world you wouldn't get to hurt what's mine.

[Okay then, stepping away from the wall but not yet taking his sword from where it's balanced on his shoulder.]

I'm not here to lecture you on right and wrong. I just want it to be really clear that anyone who hurts him should be real damned sorry.

[artificialinelegance]

Wasn't askin' for your charity, anyway. You asked a question, I answered it. I'm sorry not sorry, and honestly I'm weighin' the pros an' cons of just dickin' you down instead.

[filetofish]

You couldn't if you tried.

[He is a confident jackass.]

But if you're really not sorry, I'm going to take it out on you, and that's that. Phoenix can cry to me about the virtues of forgiveness later.

[artificialinelegance]

Man, you was really gonna let me go if I said I was sorry? Pussy.

[filetofish]

I do care what he thinks a little. Now, are you going to let me punch you or do I need to get serious?

[artificialinelegance]

Hit me.