PSLS BECAUSE GAY

[filetofish]

[no icons, many SPOILERS for trails of cold steel/sen no kiseki. there's also a lot of gross shit so watch your step.]

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[reanbeanmachine]

I'm don't think I'll look as good as you do with silver hair, you know. Go easy on me

[That said this is nice, and he's standing up, pulling Crow with him.]

You look exhausted though. Let's take a nap and you can make me into onigiri or whatever.

[filetofish]

I'll try to lower the difficulty level.

[He's not entirely sure he can do that, but he'll try. At least he'll maybe write himself some notes along the lines of "DON'T FUCKIN MOVE" to put in his luggage in case he freaks out again or decides to go do something stupid.

For now though he's letting Rean help him up, so they can go to bed. And then he is absolutely going to wrap Rean up like a tasty riceball, in that he's going to make himself the big spoon and then thoroughly snuggle him. He doesn't sleep still but at least at first it'll be cute. Before he rolls over and sprawls and kicks him.]

[reanbeanmachine]

[Make a checklist for freaking out and make sure the only thing on it is "for aidios's sake, talk to Rean".

The cuddles are nice and honestly Rean at least sleeps like a normal person that isn't part octopus. Which means his revenge for getting kicked is just stealing all the covers. Checkmate, Crow.]

[filetofish]

[How terrible! Crow does wake up at some point feeling cold, though. By now it's late but he is not a nice enough person to just accept the chilly consequences of his actions. So instead he starts unrolling Rean, tugging the blankets out from under him gradually.

Unfortunately this is going to result in rolling Rean straight onto the floor, but y'know. That's fine. It's funny. Crow's just going to let it happen and then, laughing like a big jerk, get back under the covers.]

[reanbeanmachine]

[He's dating the rudest bird. He crawls to his knees and props his elbows on the mattress, looking at Crow with his signature flat, I'm about to sass you look.]

I think we have to break up.

[Don't freak out, the sarcasm is thick.]

Because I'm definitely going to kick your ass.

[filetofish]

Oh no, whatever shall I do?

[He's so threatened, in his comfy blanket cocoon.]

[reanbeanmachine]

Learn to be a good citizen.

[Rean suggests, getting back in bed and stealing Crow's pillow while he's too busy holding on to his blankets.]

[filetofish]

Never.

[He's just gonna whine dramatically about it. Rean is the worst?? Crow's going to have to free one of his hands from the blanket burrito to reach for the pillow.]

Give it back, jerk!

[Like he's not a way bigger jerk.]

[reanbeanmachine]

Sure, dear.

[And he drops it on Crow's head, dropping himself on top of it and Crow like Crow is a mattress. Squishing him and settling his head on the pillow.]

[filetofish]

[God now he can't even unwrap himself. This is terrible.

He's just going to wiggle and make loud protest noises. He's also trying not to laugh.]

You're the worst!

[reanbeanmachine]

Shh, beds don't talk.

[Making himself as comfortable as one can on top of a squirming blanket burrito.]

[filetofish]

[He still has one hand loose. What can he do with that? Reach up and pinch Rean's butt that's what.]

[reanbeanmachine]

Hey--!

[He elbows Crow in the blanket wrapped ribs.]

Beds don't grope, you're terrible at this.

[filetofish]

Mmph!

[Even through the blanket that has a bite. What a rude boyfriend??]

I'm not your bed!

[reanbeanmachine]

[Crow IS a pretty rude bf.]

Accept the consequences of your actions.

[filetofish]

Don't feel like it.

[How about... rolling? Maybe he can switch it up here. See who likes to get laid on.

He does actually like being laid on but it's the principle of the matter.]

[reanbeanmachine]

[He can but Rean has all his limbs free. Definitely limbs and not lungs. Anyway he'll just get out from under Crow and sit on him.]

You should reflect on the error of your ways.

[filetofish]

[Is this his punishment for being a terrible rude inconsiderate crazy person--

Actually this is pretty tame by punishment standards. Doesn't mean he's going to behave though.]

I'll reflect on your ass.

[reanbeanmachine]

Crow.

[Rean sighs, long suffering.]

[filetofish]

[Sorry this is the man you love Rean. He's laughing about it too, snickering like the shithead he is.]

Hey, Rean?

[reanbeanmachine]

[Why does he have bad taste??]

Yes?

[filetofish]

[Hold on let him get his arm back in the blankets and pull them down a bit so his face is actually exposed.]

Kiss me?

[reanbeanmachine]

[Why does he like this dumb gay. He leans down and kisses Crow gently, even though he sighs first, because Crow!!! But he likes kissing Crow, he can't deny that.]

[filetofish]

[It's a mystery, Rean. But he's really happy to get that kiss, regardless of how it may have seemed over the past week. Kissing Rean calms the unsteady feeling inside of him a little.

Now he's a content burrito. But there's something he really needs to say.]

Hey, Rean... I'm sorry for taking off on you.

[reanbeanmachine]

Yeah, I know.

[He's not dumb, mostly, it's obvious Crow didn't do it meaning to upset him. He's convinced, always has been, that Crow is a good guy. Just kind of a messed up one.]

But thanks.

[Because he doesn't want to dismiss the sincerity.]