PSLS BECAUSE GAY

[filetofish]

[no icons, many SPOILERS for trails of cold steel/sen no kiseki. there's also a lot of gross shit so watch your step.]

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[filetofish]

You're pretty damn close...

[Crow says with open affection, before shoving his ice cream right into Rean's face when he goes for it.]

I, on the other hand, am a proud miscreant.

[reanbeanmachine]

Crow!

[He sputters, but he's also laughing. And now he's covered in ice cream. Save him.]

That's cold.

[filetofish]

And that was lame. I'm proud.

[He's also wiping some ice cream off of Rean's face with his thumb, and sticking his thumb in his mouth. He's not trying to be flirty with it, it's just ice cream. If he'd wanted to be flirty he would have done much worse. But it's still... it's still wiping ice cream off Rean's face and sticking his fingers in his mouth so.]

[reanbeanmachine]

[Rean isn't like, immune to sexy things by any stretch. So obviously he's staring a little too intently. That's unfairly attractive, and his cheeks heat hard because he's having a lot of impulses and most of them are lewd. Like stealing Crow's fingers to lick in revenge.

He's going to die.]

Crow...

[filetofish]

[RIP Rean Schwarzer. He lived a good life. Crow gets his stuff.]

Yeah, honeycakes?

[reanbeanmachine]

...

[Oh. Oh it's on now. He may be blushing but his tone is dry.]

You missed a spot, sweetie.

[filetofish]

...Oh, huh.

[Okay 1. turning it on him is unfair but 2. he's just going to have to up the ante now, or else let Rean beat him in blush-causing antics.]

Guess I did.

[So, y'know. He licks Rean's face.]

[reanbeanmachine]

[That earns a yelp but also like, there is a breathless undertone to Rean's indignant;]

CROW!

[filetofish]

I don't know what you expected.

[Shrug!! It's Crow's victory. He's content.]

[reanbeanmachine]

You're impossible.

[Rean sighs, but it's fond, and he's really happy. Because Crow seems to be having a genuinely good time, and Rean is definitely having a genuinely good time.

So he recaptures Crow's hand and smiles at him with that kind of "I'm super happy actually" expression.]

Next time, do you want to take a ride?

[He means on the orbal bike of course.]

[filetofish]

--Huh?

[Come on Rean you've heard Angelica make that innuendo so many times you should know better?? Crow's not sure if he's clueless or deliberately teasing him at this point, but either way it's terrible and he's so, so in love.]

Uh. Yeah, sure. I bet you handle it well.

[reanbeanmachine]

I could always use more practice.

[Well the first innuendo might have been teasing but now he's just clueless. This is what you love Crow. You poor sap.

He's tugging on Crow's hand though, so they can walk together holding hands. He's so happy he's practically floating. It's just the way he looks super stoked just to be holding Crow's hand, it's probably flattering.]

Anything else you want to do?

[filetofish]

[Yeah, you. He could say it but he's being good, letting himself be tugged along and trying not to be too red in the face. Rean's so... Rean. He looks so happy and Crow isn't sure how such a little thing can do that. Not that he isn't also on cloud nine it's just... it still feels too good to be true.]

Hmm... I can think of something.

[He has a plan. It's a good plan.]

[reanbeanmachine]

Yeah? What?

[He's just real happy to join Crow for any kind of plan? BECAUSE HE TRUSTS CROW!! And loves him! And he's having a great time and he's really just very happy.]

[filetofish]

How about...

[He pauses. He lets go of Rean's hand.

...He takes off sprinting without warning.]

Race you home! Loser takes the winner's chores!

[reanbeanmachine]

Why you--

[He's laughing and racing after!! He does not win this minigame.]

[filetofish]

[Crow's out of breath by the time he reaches the door, but he still gets there first! Mainly because he cheated. But he has no shame in doing so, so when Rean catches up he's leaning on the doorframe and grinning like an idiot.]

I win.

[reanbeanmachine]

You cheated.

[A heatless accusation as he staggers to the door and braces a hand on the doorframe, catching his breath.]

[filetofish]

I never claimed to be an honest guy.

[He's a content one though, watching Rean's heavy breathing with a smug smile.]

You've gotta be faster on the draw to compete with me, Rean. You know that by now.

[reanbeanmachine]

Considering you're always three steps ahead of me, I think I've had that drilled into me.

I'll get you next time.

[He's happy, he's accepting his defeat with his usual good humor, and he'll do Crow's chores even if Crow meant it as a joke. He's just very Rean.]

[filetofish]

Yeah? I guess I wouldn't mind that.

[Maybe being caught by Rean is the ultimate goal?]

[reanbeanmachine]

[Crow's gay agenda.]

You should be used to it.

[filetofish]

Maybe that's the point.

[He is used to it but he likes it? When it's not so sad especially, being chased by Rean is fun.]

[reanbeanmachine]

[It's also fun to chase Crow, when it's not something tragic or dire.]

I'm starting to think you like me chasing you.

[filetofish]

Hmmm... I might.

[He's not gonna deny it. He's no tsundere like some people they know. Instead he's going to open the front door and slip inside, giving Rean a delightfully self-satisfied smirk as he does.

He's going to lock him out. This is the Game now.]